Engagement

Engagement jokes

Covid

  • My girlfriend got COVID.

    This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

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  • Street

  • Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

    Poison

  • Me: *gets down on one knee*

    Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!

    Me: *falls over*

    Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.

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  • Social media

  • Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

    Relationship

  • Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!

    Comment

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    Name

  • Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!