Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Like if you think I'm stupid.
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Like if you love food!
This post will get no comments or likes.
Guys let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Like if you have a dad.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
Haters are hating I'm still alluring but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
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