Engagement jokes
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How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
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I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
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Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
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Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
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