Social Interaction jokes
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.