The 200+ Best Nice Jokes

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

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What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your Hare cut!

If you say to someone "have a nice day!" It will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours" They'll be terrified.

How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out

if I told u, u had a nice body would u hold it against me.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat

What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.

Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh

Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger? “You got nice buns!”

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.

to Mr. nice guy you are nice sweet and carring! i am so greatfull to be your friend!

What did the 5 say to the s ? Nice shape

one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,