Skill jokes
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
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Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.