Skill jokes

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

What do you say before you jump off a building?

Parkour!

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

No scope, bitch!

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!