Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
No scope, bitch!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
