Rubik's Cube

Rubik's Cube jokes

Test

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Penis

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

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  • American

    Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

    Because they have a history of separating colors.

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  • Penis

    What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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  • Penis

    What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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  • Rubix Cube

    Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

    Penis

    What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    American

    Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?

    They are skilled at separating colors.

    Penis

    What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Color

    What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

    They both have a history of separating colors.

    Penis

    What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    American

    Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

    Because they're good at separating colors.

    Son

    Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

    Penis

    What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Cube

    How do you piss off a color blind person?

    Give them a Rubik's cube.

    Asian

    Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

    A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    Penis

    Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

    I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Chess

    How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

    They lost two towers.

    Deck

    Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

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  • Lego

    When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

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