Skill jokes
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.