Skill jokes
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why are orphans so bad at football?