Size jokes
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.