Fat Person jokes
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.