Fat Person jokes
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Fat Lever.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Arden is so fat!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.