Fat Person jokes
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Fat Lever.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Arden is so fat!