a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
i was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street, when I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
