a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
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How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
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i was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street, when I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
