Fat Person

Fat Person Jokes

Lean

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • Car

    If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

    Scale

    When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

    Health

    How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

    Pringles

    When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

    Pizza

    What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

    Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

    Diabetes

    When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

    Car

    I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.