Size

Size jokes

Pi

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Memes

Babe

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

Nickname

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Baseball

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Ant

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Boob

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

Midget

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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  • Midget

    Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

    ... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

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  • Orphan

    Why are orphans so skinny?

    They never eat anything that is family size.

    Fat Person

    A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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