What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!