Size

Size jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Gun

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.