Size

Size Jokes

Democrat

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Mom

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Anorexic

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"

Height

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Dwarf

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

Man

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

Miscarriage

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.