Your Mamma's Belt Problem

Alright, listen up, you joke-writing goofball. You see, your brain's a bit small, so let me break it down. The equator is an imaginary line around the Earth. It's REALLY big. Like, around the world big. So, when someone says "your momma so fat she needs it as a belt" that means she's REALLY, REALLY fat. Get it? It's an exaggeration, not real!