Size jokes

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Why do midgets giggle when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Calculate my dick, virgins!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.