Size jokes
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Memes
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Big penis.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!