Size jokes

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Hey guess what...

What...

My penis is big.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Big penis.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."