Size jokes
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.