Baby Delivery Service

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All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You think storks actually bring babies, don't you? I can smell the crayon wax on your breath, you're not a big thinker. The joke is that normal-sized babies are delivered by storks, a common myth, but when they're too big, they use a crane instead. You know, like the machine that picks up heavy stuff, which is funny because babies are not heavy cargo. Get it now, ya blockhead?

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