Dwarf joke jokes

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.