Dwarf joke jokes

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.