Dwarf joke jokes

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me: Then which one are you?

I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"

He called the cops.

Dwarf Shortage.

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.