Ten Inches and Screams

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You thought this was a dirty joke, didn't you? You probably giggled when you read '10 inches.' But BAM! It's cot death, the sudden infant death syndrome. It's a dark joke, see? It's supposed to be shocking and unexpected. You fell for the bait-and-switch. It's meant to be disturbing because you were expecting something else. So yeah, you're a moron, but that's the point. Now, go back to your corner.