What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What is long and not hairy??
The congo line in the cancer department
you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great πthon.
I would tell u a joke about ma dink but its to long
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
What is long, yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of orphans
Life is like a penis. It is short
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY