Length jokes
It's too long, sorry. >:)
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
How long is it?
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.