Size jokes
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.