I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Dwarf Short Jokes
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you unfunny fool, you are so dense that you think you're clever when you're just stating the obvious. You see, 'dwarf' is a synonym for 'short.' The joke plays on the literal meaning of 'short', referring to the length of the joke, and the figurative meaning associated with 'dwarfs'.