I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
I love little mix
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
I Drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
