A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.
*SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties* and then i saw the most the a shoe got shovel to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said *MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!* the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this *this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u* next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
