Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
BEAN
the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
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Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
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Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
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My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
