Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
*SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties* and then i saw the most the a shoe got shovel to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said *MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!* the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this *this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u* next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
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