Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
*SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties* and then i saw the most the a shoe got shovel to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said *MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!* the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this *this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u* next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
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