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Shovel Memes

Friend

Me with lonelylune

A cartoon of a small creature holding a baseball bat. The image text reads: "A friend will be there with tissues. But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting 'Who hurt you and do I need a shovel?'"

Relationship

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

Everyone

The image shows a split frame. The top half shows a character labeled "Tau Empire" holding a shovel and saying "I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY". The bottom half shows a character labeled "LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE" falling and saying "NO."