Dig Jokes

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”

MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Digging stuff up is too hard.

I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.

A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

Mole

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."