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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma Mom: shut up and keep digging
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong…
You need mental help.
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again
i was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
A man walks over to a little boy and asks “Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?” the little boy replies with “Yes please i love bunnies” The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says “no where is it?” The man says “dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!”
I would say something funny but I would have to dig someone up
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called “sandbox” to dig up dirt…
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.