Dig Jokes

Person

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

The Dirty Freak

You got a dig bick.

You that read wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you that read wrong as well.

You just went and back checked.

You reread of all that.

You have a pet wussy.

You that read wrong…

You need mental help.

Crackhead

Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma Mom: shut up and keep digging

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Anonymous

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again

Anonymous

So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.

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Anonymous

I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

Anonymous

SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”

Mr. Dark Joke

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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Anonymous

when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents

Anonymous
in Girlfriend

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, “That’s weird, I didn’t see her.” I said, " You have to dig a little."

Ruby miller

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

Anonymous

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

Anonymous.XD

A man walks over to a little boy and asks “Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?” the little boy replies with “Yes please i love bunnies” The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says “no where is it?” The man says “dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!”

Funny guy
in Shovel

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

Cause I’m digging that ass

RALFY
in Puns

During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon

I was digging in My back yard and found a chest of coins I wanted to run inside and tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging in the back yard.

Michael Jackson

So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick, she said shut the fuck up and keep digging