I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma Mom: shut up and keep digging
So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
A man found a chest full of gold so he went to go tell his wife only to remember why he was digging
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when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
mole
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
