Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. So, this dude's out hunting ducks, right? Shoots a bunch, then yells "duck." Then he yells a curse word involving ducks. All the ducks hear him and are like "Yo, let's get this guy!" and they start biting him. Basically, he brought it on himself. And you, my friend, probably wear socks with sandals.
LadyGaga
Aha very funny