I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
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People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
what do people have a shot at when it comes to love? shooting them in the heart
Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
a hunter shot holes into his favorite book. when confronted he said it was the holey bible!
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If kobe missed a shot his helicopter will too
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What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
