Blackout jokes

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.