Blackout jokes

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

I wish I was blind.

How to silence a black protester at a rally?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.