Blackout jokes

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they all beat the room for being black.