Short jokes
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍