Short jokes
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Cocomelon.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.