Short jokes
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Cocomelon.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.