What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Short Jokes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
