Short jokes
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
My anus smells.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.