Short jokes
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!