Short jokes
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
When the school lets you near children again...
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.