Short jokes
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Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.