Short jokes
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
Y'all follow me, please.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
These aren't funny.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.