You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Short Jokes
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
