Short jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.