America's Worst Purchase

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about America's blunder in 1945. The joke implies that spending billions on two rice cookers was a bad idea when, in reality, it was probably something else, like war or supporting a foreign dictator. You probably spent more on your last participation trophy.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

Ah, all you can eat self righteous/racist cuisine

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