Short jokes
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Kyle's penis is small.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"