Short jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
My anxiety has anxiety.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!