Short jokes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"