Short jokes
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.