Short jokes
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.