Short jokes
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.