Short jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
These aren't funny.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Y'all follow me, please.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.