Short jokes
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War