Short jokes
All Asians look the same.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
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Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.