Short jokes
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What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!