Short jokes
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
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My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.