Short jokes
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.