Short jokes
Shoot.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Why is he ourple?
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
One time I ate a chair.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.