Short jokes
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?