Short jokes
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"