Short jokes
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Retards.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.