Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. The joke implies Michael Jackson is a pedophile. He went to K-Mart because he heard little boys' pants were half off. Half off can mean a discount, but it also implies the pants are partially removed. You probably think that's just a coincidence, but you're also the kind of guy who unironically enjoys Nickelback.