Short jokes
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.