Short jokes
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Hitler was a dic-tator.