How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Short Jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Kyle's penis is small.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
