Short jokes
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"