Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Short Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
