Short jokes
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
Cocomelon.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.