Short jokes
Shoot.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why is he ourple?
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
One time I ate a chair.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!