Short jokes
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.