Short jokes
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Any more song suggestions?
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.