Short jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!