Short jokes
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
Big mummy milkers...
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?