Short jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!