The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Short Jokes
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
No pine, no gain!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You dream in 4K.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
