Short jokes
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
Which game do socialists hate the most?
Monopoly.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Dodo.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."