Short jokes
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.