Short jokes
Retards.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Shoot.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!