Short jokes
MAGAnon is the goat.
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You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Indian? Did or feather?
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)