Short jokes
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Orange you glad to see me?
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.