Short jokes
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
When the school lets you near children again...
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...