Short jokes
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!