Short jokes

Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?

"I Truss-ted you!"

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.

Dark jokes are like Antarctica.

They're cold.

Hitler was a dic-tator.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.