Short jokes
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.