Short jokes
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"