Short jokes
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.