Short jokes
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.