What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Short Jokes
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
