Short jokes
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.