Short jokes
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
"Another one bites the dust."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.