Short jokes
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Orange you glad to see me?
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...