How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Short Jokes
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
