Short jokes
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Talk to me if you are online.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"