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I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?