Short jokes
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
Shut the f*ck up.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
"Another one bites the dust."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.