Short jokes
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
(6x9)+6+9=69
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"