Short jokes
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
You dream in 4K.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.