Short jokes
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.