Short jokes
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
Bend over and spell run.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Bruh, don't be punny.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Uhhhh...
Daddy, harder!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.