What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Short Jokes
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
