Short jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
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