Short jokes
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Bob the builder.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.