Short jokes
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."