Short jokes
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.