Bruh don’t be punny
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
become a anti furry for free kfc and dead orphans in your bassment
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
your so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher
when the class plays hangman the emos get inspired
Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
