Short jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Shut the f*ck up.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.