Priest and Woody Comparison

Alright, listen up, you slowpoke! Explain bear is here to break it down. This based joke is dark, because it takes the innocent action of a toy (Woody) pretending to be inanimate when a kid shows up, and contrasts it with a really disturbing implication about priests. When Woody 'goes limp', it means he's just a toy. But when it's implied about a priest in this context, it's a super messed-up, veiled reference to sexual abuse of children. You probably needed that explained, didn't you, you big ol' dum-dum!