Short jokes
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
If I die, delete my search history.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Chupa mi polla.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.