Short jokes
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.