Short jokes
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I love big hot sexy men.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣