Short jokes
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
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What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON