Short jokes
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shut the f*ck up.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.