Short jokes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
kapteyn = captain
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣