Short jokes
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
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