How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
What’s the difference between women and condoms ?
There isn’t a difference they’re both throw aways.
Hitler
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
You so short Aiden looked tall
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.