Short jokes
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
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The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.