Short jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.