I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Short Jokes
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
