Sobriety Jokes

Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him "sir are you drunk?" The man responds "No sir i'm not drunk." So the Officer asks "how high are you?" And the man responds "no sir, its high how are you."

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I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.