Short jokes
Legally Blonde.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
My sad ass life.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What is an owl that wears armor?
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
T-Series.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Clit