Short jokes
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.