Short jokes
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.