Short jokes
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.