Short jokes
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.