Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Short Jokes
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
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Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Your fat!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
