Short jokes
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.