Short jokes
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.