Short jokes
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why canβt you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the βPβ is silent.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.