Short jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Yes.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
You're a fat poop poop!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
I’m a paki nonse.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
So he didn't have to pay the gas bills.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.