Short jokes
Bomb.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.