Short jokes

Short jokes

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Girl

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Life

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

Orphan

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Stripper

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Dad

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Dad

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

Orphan

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

Food

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Humour

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Suicide

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.