Short jokes
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.