Short jokes
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.