Short jokes
Bomb.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.