Short jokes
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
"Sharing is communism."
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.