Short jokes
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!