Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
How do you piss off a color blind person? Give them a rubix cube.
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
