Short jokes
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Steel led to World War 2.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!