Short jokes
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?