Short jokes

What do you call meat in an oven?

Africa.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

What is the worst part about siblings having sex?

Being left out.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.

So I had him bring my wife.