Short jokes
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Like if you wanna have sex.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.