Short jokes
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.