Short jokes
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?