Short jokes
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
BLM.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.