Short jokes
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
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Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
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What do you call a stupid bear?
The bear that's gonna give this an explanation, and he's dumb.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇