What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
prawn COCKtail
Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Your butt is bigger than uranus
What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...
Hitler
dont bully
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide reciever!
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
