Short jokes
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Fight in the comments.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!