Short jokes
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
I think one of my dads might be gay.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?