Short jokes
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.