Short jokes
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.