Cyber Monday
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Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
This shit is disgusting but funny
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Rape jokes are not funny
Look at my name by the way😁
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S ARE BLUE YOU A DUM *SS B*TCH WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE
Y'all follow me plz
If you’re gonna have a gangbang make it extreme
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted