Short jokes
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Look in a mirror.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.