Short jokes
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What color is your Bugatti?
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Earth is full. Go home!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.